Description

Not into those soppy love messages? Treat the woman in your life to a great little “jokey” present with a “You Have a Lovely Pair of Tits” wooden ornament. Each ornament has been manufactured with 6mm thick wood and is the perfect present for a birthday, anniversary or simply as an out of the blue gift.

Engraved with the words “You Have a Lovely Pair of Tits”, this wooden ornament also features an image of two birds. To enable your new piece to effectively stand up, a small wooden piece is also provided to slot into the plaque near the base. If you decide to not stand your wooden ornament up, these items also double up as a coaster too!

Made in the UK.

Not ideal for those who take life so seriously…

Dimensions approx. 100mm x 100mm